Friday, July 20, 2012

I gotta take him at his word, right?

"You didn't build that." - Obama
 
"That's news to me." - Stranded
 
Whether or not we take his words out of context is irrelevant to me. The overall context is his basic lack of understanding how businesses in this country are built and run. What is also clear is that when he "wings it" during a speech, he can step in it and deep, proving he isn't a very smart politician. 

In politics, one of the basic rules to follow is never give your opponent an opportunity for gain. Obama gave Romney a nice sound-bite that will get plenty of mileage. Sure it won't sway the base, but if a couple of big money people (that may or may not have built their business, BTW) think twice about a boneheaded statement, then he falls behind in fundraising and that's the mother's milk in politics.

I'm sure he believes no one can get ahead without help from another entity. His full statement makes reference to government being the one providing that help. I agree with him to some extent, because I got help from the bank and experience from years of working along side my father, grandfather, brother, neighbors..... (you get the point).  Sam gave me a start on some trees this year as well. Quite a few non-government people helped us with Camp Stranded.
 
The biggest hindrance so far has been a couple of government agencies that keep hounding me. The USDA seems to think I can't make a success without their help. The bureaucrats can't understand that there are some people who don't want their "assistance". That is the root of Obama's philosophy because he's surrounded himself with people who would not have been successful without some sort of government assistance. Whether that be college grants, low interest loans or a successful court ruling.

I don't think he knows someone who got ahead by the sweat of their own work, risking their livelihoods against failure. I doubt he knows anyone who failed and hit rock-bottom, then turned things around and succeeded. Through failure one finds success. With a safety net or an inherent "too big to fail" philosophy, big government can step in to even the playing field. And government meddling breeds mediocrity.

We at Camp Stranded are going to continue to thumb our noses at the federal Bureau of Intervention. Despite bureaucratic meddlers, we are going to "not build" our small business.

Tomorrow, I'm going to "not clear" tree rows, "not mow" the fence line and "not replace" oil in the brush cutter.

Wait a minute. If I haven't built anything so far, why am I putting the work in? Maybe I'll take the day off and sign up for commodity payments. But if I do that, who's going to cut my weeds, Tom Vilsack? He's a little busy trying to make it rain.
“I get on my knees every day,” Vilsack told reporters at the White House today. “And I’m saying an extra prayer now. If I had a rain prayer or a rain dance I could do, I would do it.”
Wait, I thought the Democrats wanted a separation of church and state.

Tom Vilsack, Secretary of Never Been Involved in Agriculture

Thanks for the help, Tom.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Back to work

I spent some time the past couple of weekends venting my frustrations on horse weeds, poison ivy and any other weeds that happened to grace the blades of the brushcutter.

The results of a few hours:


Looking north from under the cottonwood trees I discovered some more pines that were struggling for daylight, bringing the total to around 20. One of the taller white pines' lower branches were rubbed off by the deer and I replaced the small cages with a woven wire cages.

If I had run the mower through this, I would have mowed over the pines, some hackberry and small walnut trees. Using a hand brushcutter, I've been able to (for the most part) find the small 1-2 foot trees and save them. A few perished under the blades but it's hard to kill a walnut once it's rooted.

Number One son and I used hand sickles last fall and was able to clear off from under the cottonwoods in 8 hours. I cleared off twice the area in about three hours using a polycut blade on a Stihl FS55. I was really pushing the limits of that machine as I was asking allot from it but it did a good job. I've since added a larger weapon in the arsenal with a steel cutting blade and productivity has increased again.

Once cut, I sprayed this section with a mixture of broadleaf killer and insecticide to help control the ticks. It's below the pond so no worries of runoff to harm the fish. Not that we have to worry about runoff since it hasn't rained in almost three weeks and the forecast is spotty at best.

The lack of rain is taking its toll on the pond and hurt the hay, cutting into the yield. The maple seedlings have been struggling while the pin oak are doing okay as they had a chance to grow their deeper tap root. We've hauled water from our sand point at the homestead for the past two months to keep them going.

I really picked a good time start a tree farm...

We had a few discoveries, plenty of mistakes and a pleasant surprise or two this summer at Camp Stranded.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Monday, July 9, 2012

Assault Veggie Ban in the works

 After the recent assassination attempt on our Governor Branstad, State Senate leaders Mike Gronstal and Jack Kibbie announced the formation of a study committee whose focus is to make food safer for elected politicians.

"Its unfortunate that Republicans chose snacks that are choking hazards," remarked Gronstal. "President Bush choked on a pretzel, and now Governor Branstad had to be rushed to a hospital because of a carrot. I mean, [former] Governor Culver would never have chosen a healthy or salty snack item. He preferred something soft, like cake or ice cream."

Senator Kibbie added, "Until these assault snacks are removed from our grocers shelves, or at the very least, cooked thoroughly or pounded into mush, no elected Democrat would dare to indulge themselves on raw vegetables or salty and tasty snacks. That would also include Sterzings since the company isn't in my district and they're probably run by Republicans."

A Libertarian think-tank spokesman, Lee V. Mealone, decried the announcement, stating: "This is another attempt by state Democrats to meddle in people's lives. What's next, ban broccoli and cauliflower unless they are deep-fat fried? While everyone should enjoy them fried up on the specialty plate along side onion rings, I don't understand the reason to ban raw veggies. Iowans deserve the freedom to choose the crispiness of their foods."

Although the largest grocery chain in Iowa, HyVee, had no comment, previously stocked fresh produce sections were mysteriously depleted and many shoppers throughout the state noticed the missing orange roots. Miss Ida Grove commented, "I was checking out the Muscatine melons and I turned around and all of the carrots were gone. Now, you tell me what I'm supposed to shred up and put in my lime jello for the church pot luck. I don't think cabbage would be a good choice, do you?"

After a brief check up at a local hospital Governor Branstad returned to the USS Iowa where he was joining in the celebration of the USS Iowa becoming a floating museum at the harbor in San Pedro, CA.Visit her at the Pacific Battleship Center.

The editors here at BTR are glad no harm came to Gov. Branstad and would like to remind everyone that the above writing is an attempt at satire. But do visit the USS Iowa and the Pacific Battleship Center at the links above.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Touching base


Similar to the unfortunate player above, the Stranded household is darn near flat on its face. With recent projects completed, I have a few lose ends to take care of at work and I can walk away knowing we made things better. A recent layoff of the Mrs. has thrown our budget for the year into chaos which caused a missed opportunity for a new piece of equipment for Stranded Tree Farm.

I have a Camp Stranded update that I'd like to share as soon as I get images off of the new camera. Being a Luddite at heart (causing a paradox because of my IT career choice) these things should be a bit easier. Or maybe I'm due for an upgrade?

Speaking of upgrades and my career, I rolled the dice a few weeks ago and I'm hoping for a little luck to shine my way. No - I wasn't one of the Powerball winners in Cedar Rapids, but I should be hearing something by the end of the week or mid-week at the latest. I'm optimistically pessimistic, or pessimistically optimistic, whichever the case. But Stranded is at a four-way stop and the direction I can go is up to others right now.

I'm hoping Friday will be a day of good news as I should be getting my brush cutter from the shop.

Oh, and maybe other news.

Saturday will be a day of celebration or disappointment. Either way some horse weeds will die.