Citing a "study" that windfarms are taking up valuable real estate:
Iowans not buying into ‘energy sprawl’ argumentFrom the Department of Duh, with a side order of You're kind of Late:
“If only they’d posted this report in the 1860s,” said Nathaniel Baer, energy program director for the Iowa Environmental Council.
Lawmakers worry heavy snow could cause spring floodingIf one-tenth of one percent is deep, I don't want to know how wide it is:
“We’ve got 20 inches of snow across the watershed already,” Senate Rebuild Committee Chairman Rob Hogg, D-Cedar Rapids, said Thursday. With predictions of more extreme weather, greater precipitation and higher stream flow as a result of climate changes, “I want to know what my community can do in 2010 to prevent this.”
A little late now, Boss Hogg
Branstad campaign raises $1.5 millionWhen you run out of ideas:
“We’re certainly encouraged to have more than 3,000 donors,” campaign spokesman Tim Albrecht said about the GOP hopeful’s fundraising numbers. For the campaign it means “the broad base of support is here and it is deep.”
3000 out of 3 million citizens, that's deep, man
Middle school faces motivation challengeI'm trying to figure out how these people have jobs.
"We developed a PowerPoint presentation, and we will go to one class at a time and talk with the students about test-taking tips and doing things to become a better test taker,"
Nothing motivates me better than a cheesy PowerPoint presentation
Sorry for the Snark, it's that kind of day.