PORTLAND, Ore. -- Police released surveillance video Tuesday of two men robbing a southeast Portland convenience store while one of them carried what officers described as an automatic machine gun.Headline reads: SE Portland Robbers Carried Machine Gun
It's black, scary, and has a magazine, therefore it's a machine gun.
With all the semi-autos that look similar to actual fully-automatic firearms and no one fired a round, how do they know?
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C'mon! You know they're deliberately lying about it being a machine gun, dont'cha?
The truth means nothing to these people. They have... *drumroll* AN AGENDA!! (TA DA!!)
Even if it was fully-auto, wouldn't that technically be a SUBmachine-gun?
Anon has a good point. I think you're right.
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