Council Bluffs, Ia. — Council Bluffs police say they arrested a man who allegedly assaulted his wife when she refused to help him shovel snow."...struck her in the head with his chest..."??? Why didn't he use the shovel?
Officers say they went to the residence early Wednesday afternoon after the 44-year-old woman said her husband struck her in the head with his chest and attempted to pull her out of the house.
She said she had been quarreling with her 45-year-old husband because he had accused her of being lazy around the house.Laziness and stupidity is not a good combination in a marriage.
My wife didn't assist with the shoveling yesterday, but she has many times before. I guess I should have thumped her a good one.
(No, I didn't thump her)