Get off my lawn.
After tolerating your behavior through the years, I've had enough.
While trying to go to work one year, we had them hang onto the truck because they were so tired. The stupidity of riding your bike across both lanes. Broken bottles, trash and beer cans thrown in the streets. Three years ago I found used condoms and dirty panties in my neighbor's back yard while mowing.
Take that crap somewhere else.
So to the guy who parked in front of my house today, and I tell you that I'll be mowing my grass, you shouldn't be surprised when I tell you to get out when I come around the corner and to see your crap piled in my yard and your bikes leaning against my maple trees.
And to the woman who said all I needed to do was ask for them to leave, no I don't. None of you asked to use my property for a rest area or my trees as a bike stand.
My property may not be much and will never win a Better Homes and Gardens award, but it's all I got.
Respect it and the homeowner.
Only then will the respect be reciprocated.